andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:
what i’m looking for in a man:
- will lend me his hoodies
- good sense of humor
- is a cutie patootie
- will slay my enemies in a brutal display of violence and paint his face with their blood
- good taste in music
Dean Winchester.
You’re looking for Dean Winchester
I'm stuck in Folsom Prison
RSS
(Source: heartmomsen)
(Source: vaneskatcon5)
*dentist slaughters family in front of you*
they’re bleeding because you don’t floss
(Source: pokeballsmasterman)
what if someone wrote a book and the plot was basically amazing and the characters were awesome and at the end of the book, you’re dying to know what happens, all you see is a ripped page and the author actually did it on purpose and you’ll never know what happens because all the other published copies are like that too
calm down satan
Time to play a new game:
Make sure John Green doesn’t find the thing
other girls
me
1. dip a spoon of gallium in a glass of hot water
2. make a bubble with smoke instead of air
3. dissolve the tablet in weightlessness
4. set fire to the energy-saving lamp
5. push two identical clouds of smoke
6. create a vacuum in the empty tank
7. set fire to the smoke from the candles
8. overturn the glass with smoke
9. pour the hot solution in a plastic cup [x]
this is tripping me the fuck out…
SCIENCE
(Source: ruinedchildhood)
About I'm stuck in Folsom Prison
Hello, I'm Johnny Cash. My name is Alley and everything about me contradicts itself, therefor I tend to offend everyone. You should follow me anyway and become my best friend. I like music and vintage film and creepy things and sarcasm.
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